Shady Grove http://shadygrove.blotterati.com Home of Pope Shady Sat, 03 Apr 2010 04:54:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 A Lesson In Applied Hedonics http://shadygrove.blotterati.com/hello-world http://shadygrove.blotterati.com/hello-world#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:58:56 +0000 admin http:/?p=1 Question: Has evolution labored for three and a half billion years just to produce a well-suntanned, gracefully exercised, politically correct, organically fed, poly-orgasmic, self-actualized somatic technician living in a fucking condominium?

Answer: NO!

Nothing left to do but S.M.I2.L.E., S.M.I2.L.E., S.M.I2.L.E.!

 

After studying Dr. Timothy Leary’s assessment that the Tactics of Evolution are: Space Migration, Intelligence Increase, and Life Extension (S.M.I2.L.E.), and that the Goal of Evolution is: Fusion at higher and higher levels of intensity, acceleration, and aesthetic complexity, The Mysterious Dr. Fou, futant extraordinaire and the first scoundrelsaint of The Born-Again Pagan, Christian Mystic, Zen Gypsy Warlock, Psychedelic Mind Fucked Church delivered the following transmission on applied hedonics: Y.H.B2.W2.!

YEE-HAW! BOOGIE-BOOGIE WAH-WAH!

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